Terms of service

Welcome to The Breakup Brand ("Company," "we," "our," or "us"). These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of our website located at www.thebreakupbrand.com (the "Site") and any related services, products, content, or communications (collectively, the "Services"). By visiting or purchasing from us, you agree to be bound by these Terms.

If you do not agree with these Terms, don’t use our Site. Seriously. We won't be offended.

1. Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old or the age of majority in your jurisdiction to use our Site or make a purchase. If you are underage and still navigating heartbreak, try a group chat.

2. Products & Use

We offer one-time purchase boxes for people navigating breakups. Our Return Box is for sending your ex's stuff back (with flair). Our Gift Boxes are curated for friends or yourself. No subscription traps. No fine print that isn't readable.

We reserve the right to modify or discontinue any product at any time without notice. If we have to retire a box, we’ll cry later—after we update the website.

3. Orders & Fulfillment

Orders are processed in the order they are received. We fulfill everything ourselves with love (and bubble wrap). Once an order is placed, it cannot be modified. Why? Because our warehouse team is literally us.

We ship to U.S. addresses only (for now). Estimated delivery times are not guaranteed. Lost or delayed packages? Email us—we’ll do our best, but we're not liable for courier delays.

4. No Returns or Exchanges

All sales are final. Because, let’s be honest—returning a Return Box would just be weird.

We do not offer refunds or exchanges unless the item you received is defective or damaged. If that happens, send us a photo and we'll make it right. Email: [insert contact email].

5. Gift Messaging

You can add a note with your order. Keep it sweet, savage, or spicy—but no threats, hate speech, or abusive language. We reserve the right to cancel messages we deem inappropriate.

6. Intellectual Property

All content on the Site—including product names, packaging, designs, images, copy, and our tagline "It’s not me, it’s you"—is owned by The Breakup Brand LLC and protected by intellectual property laws.

You may not copy, modify, distribute, or use our IP without express written permission. This includes printing our logo on your bootleg hoodie. Don’t.

7. User Content

If you post or tag us in photos, reviews, videos, or memes, you grant us a royalty-free, worldwide, perpetual license to use, repost, and share that content across our platforms (crediting you, obviously, unless you say otherwise).

8. Privacy

We value your privacy and will never sell your data. See our Privacy Policy for how we collect, use, and protect your information.

9. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages that result from using our Services or products—even if that includes your ex texting you after getting their stuff back.

10. Dispute Resolution

Any disputes shall be governed by the laws of [Your State], without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any claim shall be resolved exclusively in state or federal courts located in [Your County/State].

We encourage you to reach out before lawyering up—we’re reasonable people.

11. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless The Breakup Brand LLC and its owners, officers, and employees from any claims, liabilities, damages, or expenses resulting from your violation of these Terms or misuse of our Services.

12. Termination

We reserve the right to refuse service, cancel orders, or block access to the Site at our sole discretion, especially if you misuse our platform or act like your ex.

13. Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms at any time, and it’s your responsibility to review them. Continued use of our Site means you accept the updated Terms. We’ll try not to be sneaky about it.

14. Contact Us

Questions? Concerns? Breakup rants?

Email us at: [insert support email]
Or DM us: @thebreakupbrand on Instagram and TikTok.