FAQs

Breakups suck—but we make them suck less. We’re your emotional support bestie with better taste: the one who shows up with wine, petty merch, self-care staples, and a zero-judgment vibe. Whether you’re sobbing, rage-texting, thriving in silence, or all of the above, we’re here to hype you up and help you heal—your way.

This is your fresh start. Let’s make it iconic.

Anyone navigating the messy, weird, gut-punching aftermath of a breakup—be it long-term, short-term, or a situationship you swore wasn’t that deep (but totally was). If you’ve ever said “I’m fine” while holding back tears and stalking their new follower… this is for you.

Right now? It’s your one-way ticket to closure. The Breakup Return Box is designed to help you send their crap back with zero drama and maximum satisfaction. Every box includes:

📦A premium return box

✍️A bold "It’s Not Me. It’s You." message printed front and center

🧾A blank card inside for your final words (savage or sweet—your call)

💅The emotional equivalent of slamming the door with grace

Coming soon: more glow-up goodies. But for now? Return their stuff and reclaim your space.

Nope. We’re not trying to give you another commitment. Buy what you want, when you want. We do limited drops, though—so if a box is calling your name, don’t sleep on it.

 

Absolutely. Whether it’s their 3rd breakup this year or they just got ghosted for the first time, send them the emotional support they deserve. You can even add a personal note—we’ll handle it with care (and maybe a little sass).

It’s healing, actually. But if they think it’s petty... maybe they earned it?

Currently we ship within the U.S.—but we’re working on making heartbreak healing global. Want us in your country? Let us know!

Nope—and we don’t pretend to be. We’re here for the snacks, the sass, and the support. If you’re struggling, we always encourage reaching out to a licensed mental health pro. Healing isn’t linear, and there’s zero shame in needing help.

If you’ve got ideas, talent, spicy stories, or petty energy to share—we want to hear from you. Email collab@thebreakupbrand.com and let’s make heartbreak beautiful (and a little chaotic) together.

Join the club. Missing them doesn’t mean you need them. Feel it. Name it. Put on a playlist, light a candle, and take the next step forward—with us by your side.